I’ve already written about Handel’s epic original Royal Fireworks Music, so I’ll spare the details, especially because I’ve already written about it more than once. Suffice it to say, it’s a sin that every nation on the planet doesn’t scrounge up all the God damn oboes and side drums they can get their hands on and ring in every new year this way. But hey, the Nation of You can do it. Crank those speakers up, anger your family and neighbors, make an appointment with an ear, nose, and throat specialist, and rock the fuck out! 2013 MOTHERFUCKERS, LET’S DO THIS!