It’s Monday, summer is over, and your hopes and dreams are probably unattainable. Here’s five steps to not giving a fuck and enjoying your night anyway.

Step 1
Get diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Step 2
Have it so profoundly that you need both Ritalin and Adderall.

Step 3
After filling your prescriptions, combine the two drugs on a flat surface and smash the shit out of them until they’re a fine powder.

Step 4
Line them shits up and do rails for the next three hours.

Step 5
Disregard steps 1 through 4 and play this as loud as humanly possible in a confined space.

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2 thoughts on “It’s Monday, summer is over, and your hopes and dreams are probably unattainable. Here’s five steps to not giving a fuck and enjoying your night anyway.

  1. 1. This was hilarious.

    2. I really needed this right now.

    3. Thanks for the great musical choice.

  2. Great! But who said that summer is over? When I listen to this I feel as if it will always be June.
    Vladimir Martynov – a great contemporary composer :)

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