Get diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.
Have it so profoundly that you need both Ritalin and Adderall.
After filling your prescriptions, combine the two drugs on a flat surface and smash the shit out of them until they’re a fine powder.
Line them shits up and do rails for the next three hours.
Disregard steps 1 through 4 and play this as loud as humanly possible in a confined space.